50 Thanksgiving With Black Families / Thanksgiving Clapback Memes

November 25, 2015November 25, 2015Humor

50 #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies #ThanksgivingClapback Memes

when the person who brought nothing sneaks off with 5 to-go plates when ya mom tells you to sit down but ya grandma be like lee dat po chile alone when your little cousins ask if you have games on your phone little cousin why you aint got no games me why you only get claimed during tax season aunt memba when u played with dem lil dolls memba when ya husband played with dem lil girls

aunt i heard your grades aint too good me i heard you still living on welfare checks

aunt how those grades lookin me just like your weave not on track

after yall eat and ya uncle gets drunk and starts telling them stories

you still going through that gay phase me you still going through that broke phase

you still changing your major you still selling food stamps

You gonna be rude and not greet anyone that mouse walked by twice and aint greet nobody

why you got all that hair why you got all them kids

while you're up bring me a roll 2 deviled eggs stuffing ham and some more tea

where's your boyfriend where's your diploma

when your grandma ready to go but nobody want to take her home

when your ex pop up at dinner because your family still like them

when your auntie come with the woman she been sayin aint her gf for the last 15 years

when you just finished plate 4 and then your aunty buss out that banana pudding

when yo thot cousin gotta check on the macaroni in the oven

when yo grandma over hear somebody say damn who cooked this

when yo family say turn on a movie you know at least one of these gonna be played

when yo daddy show up to the dinner but yall ain't cool but yall look just alike

when yo cousin bring his roomate to thanksgiving but aint nobody stupid

when ya grandma is still praying 20 mins later and u ain't eat all day

when ya aunts start arguing all the husbands be in the living room like

when u walk in and have to kiss everyone of ur relatives on the cheek bc if u dont its rude

what you doing taking extra plates what you doing with grandma's ssi check every month

uncle you need to raise that gpa me you need to raise your kids

uncle that ain't all yo hair them aint all yo kids

uncle i heard your grades are struggling me just like that hairline

trying to figure out how to throw away ya plate of nasty food without nobody seeing

thanksgiving with black families

sorry honey all the macaroni and greens is gone

sister didn't you almost get evicted me didn't your husband leave you for an 18 year old

niece damn is you gon pray all night aunt damn you still in n outta them motels all night

isn't that your 3rd plate isn't that your 3rd husband

if someone in your family hands look like this you know the food about to be lit

how your grandmother be when the family put their differences aside for this one day

grandma pull up ya pants me pull up ya titties

family where ur lil boyfriend me

being gay is a choice so was your third abortion pass the mashed potatoes please

aunty stay outta grown folk talk me stay out of married men houses

auntie you stay on that phone me just like you stay unemployed

aunt you still single me you still getting cheated on

aunt why you got so much makeup on me why nobody eating your potato salad

aunt why you got on mix match socks why all your kids got mix match dads

aunt why does your hair look like that me why does your potato salad look like that

aunt when u gon give me a niece or nephew me when u gon tell me if you my aunt or uncle

aunt touches curls you got nappy hair me my hair is healthier than your marriage

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